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{"type":"standard","title":"Pacification of Manchukuo","displaytitle":"Pacification of Manchukuo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q814242","titles":{"canonical":"Pacification_of_Manchukuo","normalized":"Pacification of Manchukuo","display":"Pacification of Manchukuo"},"pageid":7795926,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/IJA_troops_in_Manchuria.jpg/330px-IJA_troops_in_Manchuria.jpg","width":320,"height":178},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/IJA_troops_in_Manchuria.jpg","width":794,"height":441},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283186079","tid":"cba3b5b5-0dbc-11f0-b8cd-2449b8be80d6","timestamp":"2025-03-30T23:14:57Z","description":"1931–42 Japanese military operation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacification_of_Manchukuo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacification_of_Manchukuo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacification_of_Manchukuo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pacification_of_Manchukuo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacification_of_Manchukuo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pacification_of_Manchukuo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacification_of_Manchukuo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pacification_of_Manchukuo"}},"extract":"The Pacification of Manchukuo was a Japanese counterinsurgency campaign to suppress any armed resistance to the newly established puppet state of Manchukuo from various anti-Japanese volunteer armies in occupied Manchuria and later the Communist Northeast Anti-Japanese United Army. The operations were carried out by the Imperial Japanese Kwantung Army and the collaborationist forces of the Manchukuo government from March 1932 until 1942, and resulted in a Japanese victory.","extract_html":"
The Pacification of Manchukuo was a Japanese counterinsurgency campaign to suppress any armed resistance to the newly established puppet state of Manchukuo from various anti-Japanese volunteer armies in occupied Manchuria and later the Communist Northeast Anti-Japanese United Army. The operations were carried out by the Imperial Japanese Kwantung Army and the collaborationist forces of the Manchukuo government from March 1932 until 1942, and resulted in a Japanese victory.
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